Me: Why do Chris and I always have to go to church just because you want to, when we're not even religious and /hate/ going /every/ fucking time?
Chris: Isn't forcing us to go, like, infringing on our freedom of religion, or something like that?
Mom: YOU'RE GOING BECAUSE /I/ SAID SO AND BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU DO ON CHRISTMAS BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT /JESUS/. IT IS TO CELEBRATE /JESUS'S/ BIRTHDAY.
Marcus: Nobody /gives/ a shit about that part anymore, Carrie.
Mom: ... HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE RELIGIOUS NOW!
